What?
1. Be a skinny bitch.
You will get noticed by the gossip magazines only if you lose weight drastically.
2. Meet Jack Daniels, your designated driver.
According to Hilton, drinking and driving is by far the easiest way to become notorious in Hollywood.
3. Put the "Ho" in Hollywood. Show a little skin.
4. Hook up, not down.
Date only celebs.
5. Replace a snack with crack. According to Perez, everybody in Hollywood snorts coke.
6. Get that money.
A Hilton demands money to do everything. Paris Hilton is getting paid $1.2 million to party at Las Vegas club Pure all year.
7. Sell your first born.
People magazine paid $6 million (U.S.) to Jennifer Lopez for the first pictures of her twins.
8. Get some work done.
Plastic surgery, as in face-lift, nose job ...
9. Rock the cradle of love.
Date people younger than you.
10. Pretend to give back and pretend to go green.
11. Have a meltdown.
Remember Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch?
12. Just die already.
Die young and under dramatic circumstances, like Heath Ledger.
( Från hans bok "Red Carpet Suicide" )
Jaah, sista kunde han väl åtminstone han ha lämnat bort enligt mig...( Heath Ledger är en av mina favoriter )
